Top 10 Lines by Women

10. “Hi. You look familiar. Have we met?” (after she has observed you from afar and decided you are either single and available or available for the night)

9. “The colour of that shirt really suits you” (as she subtlety scrutinizes your entire chest looking for excess flab and man-boobs)

8. “Oh, you’ve worked there before?” (while she hopes you don’t know any of her ex-flings. The world is small enough as it is)

7. “Yes, I totally agree” (when she has no clue whatsoever on what you’re talking about)

6. “I don’t like the taste of strawberries and cherries but I do like whipped cream” (after she gives you the cherries from her Wine Cooler and hopes that she’ll get lucky tonight – with whipped cream)

5. “I’m so bad at pool. How do I hold the cue stick again?” (as she bends over the pool table in a mini-skirt and tube top. Yes, some women love to tease guys)

4. “I’m a Liverpool fan” (but she has no idea when’s their next game or who’s on the team except Raphael Benitez)

3. “I absolutely adore Hugh Jackman” (she’s wishing you had a body like Hugh Jackman or were the man himself)

2. “Of course I can cook. What kind of a girl do you think I am?” (when she doesn’t know the difference between a skillet and an omelette. Her signature dish is Maggi a la Soup)

1. “I love spending time with you” (after you utter the words “I love you” to her)

Note: Women don't generally use lines - because they don't have too :)

Merry Christmas!!!

It's been an eventful and joyful year to celebrate (at least for me!) and I wish everyone a merry, merry x'mas! :)

X'Mas decor at Sunway Pyramid

Top 10 Lines by MEN

10. "You're the love of my life" or "I'm in love with you" (after hanging out with you for 1 week)

9. "I've never felt this way before with any other girl" (when he sees you in the company of other guys)

8. "There's more to us than just sex" (after you point out that all you and him ever do is have sex 24/7 and never venture out of the bedroom except to collect take-out)

7. "It was just a bit of make-out here and there" (after you questioned him about the number of women he had flings with in the past)

6. "She's just a friend" (after you catch him saying 'Hi' to an ex-fling in a club and then found out, she's just moved into his apartment building)

5. "I didn't mean what I said. You just gave me a shock that's all" (after he snapped at you for walking into his apartment with a set of keys HE gave you, without informing him you were coming over)

4. "Oh yea..didn't I tell you I had a Facebook account? Must have slipped my mind" (after you found out he's been having a Facebook account for months and throughout that time, he was using your Facebook account to play Texas Round-em Up! online)

3. "That picture was just a joke" (after you found a picture on his Facebook account with his hand on another woman's ass)

2. "Can we try again?" (after you caught him cheating on you multiple times)

1. "There's this wall around me because I've been hurt many times before. So I want to take things slow" (conversation the next morning after you and him first hooked up in a drunken stupor last night. Refer to No. 10)

Un-Adventurous Adidas Warehouse Sale

I just came back from the Adidas Warehouse Sale in TTDI and OMG! Xin and me took like 1/2 hour just to find parking and the whole time we could see people coming out with bags and bags of Adidas goodies - shoes, clothes, bags. It's like people have stumbled upon a gold mine or something!

I was actually after a backpack (for my Hong Kong trip next month) but I wouldn't have minded checking out the apparel as well. So during our lunch time, we drove over to the place to check out the sale (just like some 100 other friendly, considerate Malaysians).

The crowd was huge and the queue...let's not even go there. So Xin and me ended up ditching the whole idea and went to have lunch instead. I think now the Nike backpack for RM69.90 doesn't sound so bad (sigh).